Thursday, November 3, 2011

Fun With Headlines, Kim Kardashian Edition

Here's a fun game!

Today, I noticed the headline "Kim Kardashian Flees Australia" on my news feed. It was listed in a long line of other headlines, but the way it was positioned made it seem like a sub-header from the previous story.

So I thought it said this:

Giant Crack Glimpsed in Antarctic Ice Sheet; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Which made me realize that almost every headline in the news today is improved by suffixing it with "Kim Kardashian Flees Australia."

Seriously! Try it!

Polish Films, Muppets Fill Special Screens; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
Awaiting Nukes Report, US Questions Iran's Intent; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

"Monster" Greenhouse Gas Levels Seen; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Michael Jackson Manslaughter Case Goes to the Jury; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

House Committee Subpoenas Solyndra Docs; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Perry Adviser Denies Knowledge of Cain Allegations; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

G-20 Urges Europe to Quell Crisis as Greece Government Teeters; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Apple Acknowledges iPhone Battery Issue; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Republicans Block Another Part of Obama Jobs Plan; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

French Paper Satirizing Islamic Law Hit by Arson; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia


(Okay, maybe this is only funny to me...)

3 comments:

MoQev said...
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MoQev said...

All Cut & Pasted from MSP news sources:

Consumer Fury Forcing Banks to Kill Debit Fees;
Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Jesse Ventura loses bid to halt airport searches;
Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

GWAR guitarist Cory Smoot found dead on tour bus;
Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Gadhafi's son could hide in the Sahara Desert for months; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

Brooklyn Center man 'messing' with gun kills son;
Kim Kardashian Flees Australia

leff said...

I wonder if it works for fortune cookies too.

"May you have great luck. Kim Kardashian Flees Australia."

No, doesn't work.