Here's a fun game!
Today, I noticed the headline "Kim Kardashian Flees Australia" on my news feed. It was listed in a long line of other headlines, but the way it was positioned made it seem like a sub-header from the previous story.
So I thought it said this:
Giant Crack Glimpsed in Antarctic Ice Sheet; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
Which made me realize that almost every headline in the news today is improved by suffixing it with "Kim Kardashian Flees Australia."
Seriously! Try it!
Polish Films, Muppets Fill Special Screens; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
Awaiting Nukes Report, US Questions Iran's Intent; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
"Monster" Greenhouse Gas Levels Seen; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
Michael Jackson Manslaughter Case Goes to the Jury; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
House Committee Subpoenas Solyndra Docs; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
Perry Adviser Denies Knowledge of Cain Allegations; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
G-20 Urges Europe to Quell Crisis as Greece Government Teeters; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
Apple Acknowledges iPhone Battery Issue; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
Republicans Block Another Part of Obama Jobs Plan; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
French Paper Satirizing Islamic Law Hit by Arson; Kim Kardashian Flees Australia
(Okay, maybe this is only funny to me...)